captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

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yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via super-who-locked-starkid)

dennys:

Set French Toast to hyperspeed and rocket into my mouth pls.

maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

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how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

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ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

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spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

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mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

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clestroying:

Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something

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