likebuyashovel:

alison hendrix on her way to steal your man

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droing:

I was watching the Add-A-Dad episode and then when I heard this, the idea stuck to me

It’s just…

It makes a lot of sense

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

steviepsyclone:

vinebox:

The accuracy 

who knew 2 seconds could be so relatable

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

sassadilla:

i have more selfies than friends

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

perks-of-being-chinese:

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

perks-of-being-chinese:

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now